Things I love:
Chocolate chip cookies (soft)
Conspiracy Theories I have:
Jeff Bezos is the mastermind behind this government shut-down to increase Washington Post readership.
Michelle Bachman is part of a covert, unconventional German operation to destroy the U.S. from within. Even the Germans are shocked she is making progress.
Toyota car recalls are just a ploy to get me back to the dealership to pay for unrelated service work.