Hello Blog! According to various technology blogs, Apple has manufactured an iPhone sellout in order to make their product seem hip and popular. As someone who knows people who use iPhones, I was mildly enraged! I was somewhat offended! I sort of could not believe Apple would take its addicted users for granted and toy with their emotions to make their product seem more popular!
After my initial semi-dismay, I thought about how I could follow this technology behemoth’s model. Everyone loves Apple, and soon, everyone will love imawkard.com. But clearly, we have a ways to go. How could we here at imawkward.com manufacture an overburdening popularity? The answer soon dawned on me. We could post up one of those “we have exceeded bandwith” pages. And so, I am going to add a link to the home page. The link is going to be called, “Amazingly Awkward.” The content will be so popular that it will consistently exceed bandwidth *wink*.
In other news dear blog, I’m yet again on travels. This time I’m in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where I hope to see the Mall of America and purchase something, like an article of clothing, or shoes, or a day planner.
Oh! Also I have some great news, we’ve created a new site, here at imawkward.com. We’ve compiled all sorts of amazingly awkward material. Be sure to take a look and tell your friends! Click here.