Something that’s important to know* about David and me is that David sleeps on the left side of the bed and I sleep on the right side of the bed.
Here’s a diagram.
When David goes to sleep, he faces away from me, sleeping on his right side. Hurts my feelings every time. Anyway, that’s just how he sleeps, EXCEPT WHEN HE IS SICK. When David is sick, he sleeps on his left side, FACING ME, coughing into my face all night long.
It is infuriating. And our baby sleeps on my side of the bed. So now I have to kill David.
*Not important at all