Some classy things I’ve done in the past week:
1) Telling the car rental person, “No no, you can’t be serious,” after she presented me with a black Scion as my rental car. “That looks like a hearse; I’m going to back it into a pole in my parking garage.”
“So you …want a different car.”
“Yes, absolutely. Why is that Scion on the consumer market? Wait. Is it even for sale on the consumer market?”
“You can have a Rav4.”
2) Explaining to my sister that I can’t help with Thanksgiving dinner because my outfit was too nice to risk dirtying.
3) Canceling my pending order on thelimited.com. “No, I will not try again later, thelimited.com. I will compromise on buying clothing in the incorrect size because these are great prices, but I will not tolerate technical issues.”