Me: So I called David on Wednesday, but he was busy, so we didn’t talk.
Me: So then yesterday he called, but he called during class, and he knows I have class Thursdays.
Me: Then he sent me a text that said, “You alive?”
Me: Anyway after class, I sent him a text that said, “Hey! How was the concert?” because he went to a concert. But he didn’t text back.
My brother: pensive And to think I thought that story wasn’t going anywhere.