I found my FitBit charger! Here is how I found it: I was looking at the floor under my desk, and it was there, on the floor.
Here’s The Tale of the Missing FitBit Charger:
Once upon a time there was a FitBit and a Charger. They had a very special friendship. Every seven-to-ten days, they would come together, with Laptop, to power FitBit for the next seven-to-ten days.
Charger asked nothing of FitBit, only provided a connection that served as FitBit’s lifeblood.
Then one day FitBit went to Japan. Without Charger. Charger was devastated. “How could FitBit take Charger for granted?!” Charger thought. “I give and I give, every 5-7 days!” The more Charger thought about it, the more despondent he grew.
Finally, in a fit of despair, Charger flung itself off the desk where it normally resides, into the dark abyss.