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New Years Resolution: Status Update

Resolution: Win a match against David in tennis.
Status: Lost 6-1, 6-2 today. Will try again next week.

Resolution: Be less of a hoarder.
Status: Was going to throw away this calendar, but realized I could use it again in seven years.
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Resolution: Make a joke a day.
Status: Tennis loss triggered overwhelming despair. Need to make joke before tennis. Will try again tomorrow, if in a stronger emotional state.

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